What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
14.06.2025 01:22
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : I'm 24.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He : Tea ?
How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : No
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Are you afraid to get married and why?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?
He : Then let's have some coffee
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me : Sure.
—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : Because it's month of August.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : I don't drink
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
What was your best experience of having your navel touched?
Me : Thank you.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!